Alright Calvin, here's your chance: Describe your sound and style.

“I always struggle with this question, it’s a bit embarrassing really…I’ll say electro-indie-funk…?! Sounds like a good pork chop tastes. It's quite meaty, a bit fruity, maybe fizzy even? Yeah, it’s fizzy-electro-dirt-funk. With onions, and probably some spicy sauces…it definitely has a flavour of some description. Maybe bacon?”

 

Judging by your song ‘The Girls’ it’s safe to say you like ‘em. So what and who would be your ideal date? 

“‘What’ would be my ideal date?! Are you suggesting I’m into weird shit? Animals or something?! That’s disgusting! I can assure you I am exclusively into ladies, although the song is not drawn from real life, as I definitely do not get all the girls…

 

“However, I think I’d probably ask Missy Elliott out for sushi, but only because there’s a chance she might bring Timbaland along. Although if it came to it, I’d probably be too embarrassed to ask him how he gets his drum sounds like that over the dinner table. I’ve had the odd question about what noises I use, and there’s nothing more uncomfortable than thinking of a way to say ‘get yer own, buster’ in a more gentle, less offensive way. Which I am sure he would (rightly) do to me.”